Neptune Day on Very High Seas

I participated in Neptune Day initiations this morning... by letting them pour cold sea water over me, then jumping into the pool fully clothed, climbing out and kissing a big dead fish and then kissing King Neptune's ring. So, I am a sailor and it is a good thing because we are really rocking and rolling today. Doors open and close spontaneously, things jump off the shelves, and stacks of plates crashed to the floor in the dining room; kids squealing, all a bit on the wild side. Shiver me timbers!