Monday, February 4, 2008

Seafaring

I have managed to learn port and starboard, deck, bridge, and aft. My cabin is on deck five, port side, and I have a private balcony. I still want to slip and say 'boat,' though it is not correct; I am on a ship. How do I know? The ship carries boats! So I wonder if I took a toy boat into my kayak, would that make it a ship?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Your bed at home has a little white dog in it in your absence. Does that make it a kennel?

KineticStill said...

So the "Loveboat" wuz an egregious misnomer!!! I knew all along that we are being duped by media and entertainment. They are undermining our vocabulary. THIS MUST STOP.... THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW. CALL YOUR CONGRESSPERSON.

It's late.... : )

The Buzz said...

Well, is the dog alone or with others?